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Milfmobile 

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.
Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."
Milfmobile by Magic striss March 13, 2009
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muff mobile 

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned
look at that wanker in the muff mobile.
muff mobile by chez June 11, 2004

milfmobile 

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
milfmobile by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

Mujimobile 

Noun. Pickup truck, often a pre 2010 Toyota, driven by mujahideen, most commonly with a mounted machine gun and three to four guys riding in the bed like a bunch of rednecks.
Did you see that reaper drone merc that mujimobile?
Mujimobile by Definerator December 28, 2023

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026