muffin-top syndrome

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the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.

warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)

"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"

muffin-top syndrome by go_fish January 27, 2010

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Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

Muffin Top Syndrome by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010

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muffin top syndrome

an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.

Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?

Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!

muffin top syndrome by tayloreid123 June 13, 2010

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Muffin Top Syndrome

The act of creating a muffin top effect on yourself and trying to get away with it.

"If I wear a longer shirt noone will notice my muffin top syndrome!"

Muffin Top Syndrome by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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