muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

muffin tits by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

muffin tits

When a woman has breast implants and her nipples become extremely large, and become puffy

Rachel had a boob job last month, and damn man, she got some muffin tits.

muffin tits by TAD March 4, 2005

muffin tits

Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.

I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.

muffin tits by J_r October 20, 2008

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

muffin tits by Cheeko December 22, 2004

tits muffins 

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.

Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!

tits muffins by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009

muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008

muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nish May 5, 2008