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munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.
WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!
munch muffin by ElECktRa June 4, 2007

muffin munching 

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
muffin munching by silkpouch September 26, 2007

Muffin Munchies 

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
Muffin Munchies by aleven12 December 23, 2014

muffin muncher 

A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.
josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher

Muffin muncher 

a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.

josh: Is that pip a lesbo
fabio: Nah she aint no muffin muncher

double muffin muncher 

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."