muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night
by Bwaaaalker January 27, 2016
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin
by emineminem22 June 28, 2024
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