Top definition
A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
Get the merch
Get the crunchy muffin neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the mug
Get a jabbed mug for your mate Julia.
2
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Crunchy Muffin mug for your sister Larisa.
3
When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Crunchy muffin neck gaiter and mug.