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cuffed her muff 

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.
Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.
cuffed her muff by joeysito December 18, 2008

muff cuffer 

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.
oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer
muff cuffer by big rodge December 19, 2010

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself
Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.
Chuffed to the muff by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
Chuffed to the Muff by casualuk February 6, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026