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muff cuffed 

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
muff cuffed by @TheReptile September 23, 2016
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cuffed her muff 

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.
Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.
cuffed her muff by joeysito December 18, 2008

muff cuffer 

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.
oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer
muff cuffer by big rodge December 19, 2010

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself
Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.
Chuffed to the muff by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
Chuffed to the Muff by casualuk February 6, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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