Muff Bag

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.

1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.

by srln August 7, 2009

muff bag

very small skimpy panties/thongs

That's a hot little muff bag she has on!

by yachtdog December 15, 2008

Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

muff gah-bage

Another variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff gah-bage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by freak-nasty-Trent October 16, 2010

Muffbag

An improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. Usually consists of water filled containment devices.

Big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his muffbag.

by chrontact May 26, 2010

Muffbag

1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.

Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005