Definitions by freak-nasty-Trent

muff gah-bage 

Another variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff gah-bage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

muff gah-bage by freak-nasty-Trent October 16, 2010