mudmushroom

Getting pooped on while having anal with your woman!!!

My wife gave me a mudmushroom last night while I was

mudmushroom by Tattooman1989 August 10, 2022

McMushroom 

A follower of YouTube failure Steve McRae. Big head, small stalk. Kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

Another McMushrooms has posted something fucking stupid on the internet.

McMushroom by Steve’s Forlorn Hope June 30, 2020

Mud Mushroom 

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.

A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!

Mud Mushroom by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008

Indiana mudshroom slap 

While holding the base of your penis to enlarge the head, insert it into the anus of a female. Then pull out and slap her once in the ass. Then insert it again, pull out, and then slap her once again. Repeat this process as fast as you can until you are satisfied with the results.

This is not to be confused with the Florida Swamp Slinger

I was making so much noise last night when i was performing the "Indiana mudshroom slap" i did 72 in one minute.

Indiana mudshroom slap by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Bubblefuck McMushroomCock 

the type of guy who has tremendous sexual appeal to women, but does not use it to his advantage. He would rather instead respect and white knight a fair maiden, wooing her with sweet words and pleasant gifts. He would only use his sexual gifts if the women consented, and absolutely annihilate her with his supreme speed, endurance, length, and force.

i consider myself to be a Bubblefuck Mcmushroomcock, i would rather respect women than objectify them! i do not care how long my penis is, women deserve love and respect, not just giant humungous hard cock!

Bubblefuck McMushroomCock by bigmemer May 4, 2017