While holding the base of your penis to enlarge the head, insert it into the anus of a female. Then pull out and slap her once in the ass. Then insert it again, pull out, and then slap her once again. Repeat this process as fast as you can until you are satisfied with the results.
This is not to be confused with the Florida Swamp Slinger
I was making so much noise last night when i was performing the "Indiana mudshroom slap" i did 72 in one minute.
the type of guy who has tremendous sexual appeal to women, but does not use it to his advantage. He would rather instead respect and white knight a fair maiden, wooing her with sweet words and pleasant gifts. He would only use his sexual gifts if the women consented, and absolutely annihilate her with his supreme speed, endurance, length, and force.
i consider myself to be a Bubblefuck Mcmushroomcock, i would rather respect women than objectify them! i do not care how long my penis is, women deserve love and respect, not just giant humungous hard cock!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.