Mudfishing

: searching for an item in an anus, usually a condom, lost primarily during intercourse, though it can be lost during

masturbation

// My buddy had some cock shrinkage last night and had to go MudFishing.

// “_____ was being dirty with a cucumber last night, lost the condom, and asked if I could go mudfishing.”

// “A doctor at the ER went mudfishing for an undersized butt plug I bought myself online.”

Mudfishing by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 2, 2021

mungfishing

A supposed act of necrophylic sex in which a person digs up a dead woman and performs cunnilingus on the body while another person (the mung-jumper) jumps off a ladder or other high object, landing on the stomach of the corpse.

You and Carl went mungfishing? You're fucking sick. I hope the cops bust you.

mungfishing by Pymp November 1, 2003

merfishing 

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism

George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!

merfishing by Meepster December 2, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022