The other night I received a great Minty Mudbath which basically involved me sticking my rear end into the air and pouring a shot of Creme De Menthe into my asshole which my BF proceeded to happily suck out with his mouth (and tongue). :)

Minty Mudbath by Clarence McGee September 7, 2007

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Mississippi Mudbath

When having sex and the other person shits on your chest while having diarrhea.

When she was about to ride my face, she treated me to a mississippi mudbath.

Mississippi Mudbath by Night Cock Down September 21, 2016

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Ethiopian Mudbath

Durring Sexual intercourse without any warning to your partner you release your bowels all over your partners chest.

My girlfriend always wanted to try something new during sex so i decided to give her an Ethiopian Mudbath, she wasn't to happy.

Ethiopian Mudbath by melo -nsf- February 10, 2010

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fat Mudabitch

A fat ass woman that has S.T.D's and weighs more than that fat ass Scottish guy from Austin powers, Approximately 2.5 trillion lb's

Damn, why did you get yourself a Fat mudabitch?

fat Mudabitch by LILBISCUIT696969 October 24, 2018

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Miami Mudbath

When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.

Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"

Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."

Miami Mudbath by Charles Bukkake October 20, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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