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mterosexual

an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metrosexual
after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meterosexual
by mary magdalene December 13, 2004
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morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )
She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .
by bilwander June 30, 2016
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Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
by harvey is sad January 8, 2020
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Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )
Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019
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Metrosexual

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
by orangelc October 16, 2010
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Metrosexual

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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Metrosexual

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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