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a word to describe the dean at hilliard middle senior high school.
this term is used to represent the diamond like hardness of the dean's saggy desgusting nipples through his 5 year old shirt.
man 1: yo man hows it going?
man 2:bad.
man 1:why bad?
man 2: mr.nips gave me detention for calling him a chode goblin
man 1: thats mr.nips alright
mr.nips by larrythelobster69 March 7, 2019
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Mr.Nips is a name to describe the dean at hilliard middle senior high school. Mr.Nips is a perfect name to describe the unbelievably distracting hardness of the deans nipples. the hardness of the nipples are so strong that they show through his old unfashionable shirt.
man 1:whats wrong?
man 2: the dean gave me a detention because i told him he needs to wear a jacket because i could see his nipples through his shirt.

man 2: dang that sucks

man 3: thats mr.nips alright.
Mr.Nips by icyhotdog😉 May 7, 2019
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The correct way to say the nickname for the dean instead of “mr.nips” you disgusting troglodyte
Bro 1: looks it’s mr.nips
Bro 2: *slaps him* it’s Mr. Nips
Bro 1: fine okay, by the way I’m dating your sister
Bro 2: ... dad?
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