mr. johnson 

Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.

We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.

mr. johnson by SexayJessi July 12, 2006

Mr. Johnson 

Mr. Johnson is a pretty amazing music teacher. He’s an introvert at heart but with music, he is like a whole different person. His instrument is the trombone. He’s super sweet, nice, funny and just a good person to be around. Depending on how much time/class periods you have with him, he can become a “father figure”. Some people could refer to him as “dad”. If you have a Mr. Johnson in your life, you will be grateful that he is and that you are able to talk to him about pretty much anything.

Girl in choir: I just absolutely love choir!
Boy: Why? Is it because of Mr. Johnson?

Boy in band: Mr. Johnson is so cool that he plays the trombone!

Mr. Johnson by Freklz March 5, 2021

Mr. Johnson 

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.

"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"

Mr. Johnson by HeckinNice March 12, 2019

Mr Johnson 

A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)

Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...

TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!

Mr Johnson by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson 

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Mr Johnson 

When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"

The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.

Mr Johnson by morris chestnut August 6, 2009

Tell Mr. Johnson 

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

Tell Mr. Johnson by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022