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When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"
The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.
by morris chestnut August 06, 2009
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Oct 27 Word of the Day
The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
by JDS12 March 27, 2020
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Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.
We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.
by SexayJessi June 27, 2006
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He's quite the dickhead despite having no dick at all. Always on his period and yells at everyone for no fucking reason, he can be demanding and a smartass. He thinks his shit don't stink but everyone knows it does. His hair looks like old spaghetti and his beard is ratchet. He is very annoying and his looks could kill anyone who stares long enough. He believes he's a king and god and his children are peasants that must serve his so unholy name. He also smells like octopuss shit and is ratchet as hell!
Bob: "Did you attend Mr. Johnson's bake sale yesterday? "
Joe: "No, I heard his products were ratchet. "
by Daddyrick April 16, 2018
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A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)
Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...

TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020
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The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.
"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"
by HeckinNice March 12, 2019
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