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Mr Parker 

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.
No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!
Mr Parker by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019
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mr parker 

A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .
Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline
mr parker by King kerry May 15, 2018
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Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit
Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time
Mr. Parker by soreno September 22, 2021

m.r.s.parker 

m.r.s.parker is a really talented tiktok editor she posts really amazing edit and her personality seems really nice
friend: hey have you seen m.r.s.parker edit on tiktok

person: no who is she

friend: wha-
m.r.s.parker by ur.dad.is.gay February 11, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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