mr candyass

mr candyass a guy who is a wimp or a wuss too scared too do anything darring or outside his comfort level

my friend is being mr candyass he is too scared too go bowling with his friends its too darring for him way outside his comfort level what a mr candyass

mr candyass by bluebear February 10, 2022

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) by sweetpea April 8, 2004