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Man, I’m just tryna get mpw
Mpw by Mpwman September 15, 2019
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mpw mpwl MPwnd mpwnted
mpw is an acronym standing for the term "My Penis When" randomly used in some imageboards and irc channels, it shows a way to express yourself when your penis get shocked, impressed or in someway amused by any image, news or comments.
anon1: hey look another incredibly fappable moe-moe animu this season!!
anon2: >>mpw
mpw by Gennosuke September 30, 2011
mpwl- my porn won’t load
jack: ugh i’m so mad
joe: why?
jack: mpwl
joe: man that’s a big rip
mpwl by pooplicker1243 May 19, 2020
you got mpwnted!
mpwnted by k to the y izzle May 21, 2004
To be "pwned" or served by a member of the Military Police Corps.
"Did you see that MP drag that jarhead away?"
"Hah, yeah, he totally got MPwnd."
MPwnd by Pvt.Sullivan November 10, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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