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1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
I love me some MOWD
I'm just a petite young girl with Daddy issues that wants to get MOWD.
MOWD by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020
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The hottest brunette girl known to man. Definately a girl with boys chasing her. When this is a last name, it means the hottest girl known to man, also a brunette, with blue eyes. She is not the brightest, but certainly not dumb, and everyone chases her.
That girl looks like a Mowdy!!
Mowdy by MRM 606 November 9, 2012

Mongoose Mowdown 

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.
Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!
Mongoose Mowdown by Noble2 August 19, 2010
Low functioning idiot. Keeps a stock pile of Lemon pepper and old wiperblades.
Me: Dude, quit being such a Mowday!
Mowday: Hey don't call me retarded :(
Mowday by FatGrumpyPizza March 2, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026