move furniture 

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

move furniture by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

Move furniture 

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound

Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.

Move furniture by Ry the don January 8, 2022

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

move furniture and order pizza by bradebear October 8, 2017

Move Some Furniture Around 

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

Move Some Furniture Around by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM July 24, 2020

Move Some Furniture 

1) To discreetly say that you need to poop

2) Take a huge poop

(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?

(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture

(Person A): Can't you do it later?!

(Person B): No

Move Some Furniture by Lou Craven July 1, 2009