mouthasm
Mark is having a mouthasm.
mouthasm by LOOOOOOOOOOOL December 11, 2010
Words you can keep
mouthgasm
Ashley: Omg, did you taste the chicken patty at lunch today?
Tina: Yes, it was soo good i was having a mouthgasm.
Tina: Yes, it was soo good i was having a mouthgasm.
mouthgasm by Terry from Reno 911! October 17, 2007
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mouthassjackery
1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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