Mouthasim
Mouthasim by squrralz420 May 20, 2009
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mouthgasm
Ashley: Omg, did you taste the chicken patty at lunch today?
Tina: Yes, it was soo good i was having a mouthgasm.
Tina: Yes, it was soo good i was having a mouthgasm.
mouthgasm by Terry from Reno 911! October 17, 2007
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Mouthasim • moutasim • mouthasized • mouthasm • mouthgasm • mouthgasmic • Muhtasim • Moatasim • Mohtasim • Mothashim
Mouthgasm
When one eats something that causes sensation in one's mouth unlike any other, rising to a height of orgasm in the mouth.
When the syrupy eggs touched my mouth, I couldn't believe the sensation I was experiencing. The mouthgasm was inevitable.
Mouthgasm by DPC MARRY ME January 24, 2009
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mouthgasm by Charles Sterling April 25, 2006
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Mouthgasm by Shearer Nonbeliever November 30, 2011
mouthassjackery
1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009
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