Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Poop Dick Mouth

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.

Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth

by Mooooop February 21, 2011

Dick mouth

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.

I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth

by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007

dick-mouth

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.

Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.

by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010