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mouth diarrhea 

The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and happens with more information that has somehow fallen out of your mouth.
Girl 1: I don't know why Jordan has been acting so weird. It's probably because he loves me and is feeling embarrassed about it.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.
mouth diarrhea by PLBB782 August 4, 2008
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Mouth diarrhea 

The inability to control what words come out of your mouth. Wether they be harsh or not
Bro i just had mouth diarrhea i told erika that she was a slut
Mouth diarrhea by Miss. Mayhem017 September 4, 2019

Mouth Diarrhea 

When you are trying to say something fast but the words clump together, becoming incomprehensible
"Hey I was thinking about that time when we were kids and wewenttothepark. Sorry. I get mouth diarrhea."
Mouth Diarrhea by RedRannon September 4, 2019

Mouth Diarrhea 

Mouth Diarrhea occurs when you are eating, and someone makes you laugh. You are unable to swallow due to the fact that you are laughing. Food then spills out of your mouth along with any saliva in your mouth. Often the food will be discolored and mushy.
**Two people at restruant
Girl1: And then like, she freaking jumped in front of the car!!

Girl2: OH MY GOD! *laughs uncontrollably*

Girl1: Wow...Nice going. That's some pretty severe mouth diarrhea lol

DIARRHEA MOUTH 

ONE WHO CANT SEEM TO KEEP HIS/HER MOUTH SHUT OR KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE HIS/HER LIFE!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETH GETTING AN STD FROM JOHN? YEH MICA AND HIS DIARRHEA MOUTH TOLD EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!

Diarrhea of the Mouth 

A person, who usually isn't very intelligent, who will not shut up. It's typically a cover for their own inferiority.
Damn, shut the hell up dude. You sound like Dabo Swinney with all that diarrhea of the mouth!
Diarrhea of the Mouth by C-dog73 December 18, 2012

diarrhea of the mouth 

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.
I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants
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