mouse fucker 

1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick

2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so

3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past

1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"

2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA

3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!

mouse fucker by the awesome-inator April 26, 2010

moose fucker 

keith

keith

moose fucker by Lexy October 24, 2003

Moose Fucker 

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

Moose Fucker by John Christian December 26, 2008

moose fucker 

when you meet a really horny canadian

i just met this really cool moose fucker

moose fucker by horse condome February 15, 2018

moose fucker 

A moose fucker is somebody from Canada.

If you live in canada you are automaticly a Moose Fucker.

moose fucker by Afterlife(6t9) April 8, 2006

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.

dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday

logitech mouse fucked by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Moose Fucker 

What Sarah Palin is. Have you seen her husband? What would YOU call him? She has sex with this creep. And she is the Queen of Mean, too.

What a moose fucker that Sarah Palin is! Jeez, did anyone with a measurable IQ actually vote for that ditz?

Moose Fucker by Caribou Musticle March 15, 2009