Lexy's definitions

bellybutton

A man with a penis that reaches his belly button. A godsend.

'Wow, he's hot. And you know, he is a bellybutton...'

'OH, reall? I think I'll fuck him now. Excuse me...'

by Lexy October 21, 2003

a right stroppy cow

a girl who is moody, bad-tempered and awkward to deal with.

she's a right stoppy cow!

by lexy December 24, 2004

Nickle

1. Ultimately Useless Chairman if any kind of committee
2. Small Angry Dwarf on Speed.
3. Nicky's Spooning Partner
4. Ex-stoner who clam\ims to be able to roll a joint in under 7 seconds. I believe him.

Goddamn Nickle, Why didn't you get those mardifockin recquisitions from the SRC

or:

Oh Jesus, who gave nickle the TV Bar with Guarana in it? look how fucking Hyper he is!!

or:

Oh God, are Nicky and Nickle fucking AGAIN?

by Lexy October 21, 2003

QUEEF

a BUBBLY HOT FART THAT IS EXPELLED FROM THE MUFFIN WHEN YOU ARE PUTTING FORCE ON THE ANUS AND THE FART HAS NO WHERE TO GO BUT OUT THE FRONT

Ashley leaned over to give Adriene the salt and she queefed.

by lexy January 20, 2004

VG

Acronym: Virtual Giggle
Internet Lingo similar to lol but used as a more frequent substitute for people who generally giggle a lot(but want to add a virtual twist!) or simply want to spice up the usual lolz.

somestupidsn: last night was hilarious
anotheridioticsn: vg...lets not talk about it vg

by lexy July 28, 2007

Rachel McAdams

The real reason guys watch 'The Notebook.' Her in a wet white shirt.

The notebook is fucking gay. But Rachel is way worth the homosexuality.

by LEXY March 26, 2005

Spoon

A nicer word but with the same meaning as 'fuck'

Spoon You!!
Spoon Me!!
Spoon this shit!!

by Lexy October 18, 2003