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Mouse Cock 

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick
Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock
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Mouse cock 

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.
Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.
Mouse cock by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

mouse cock 

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard
mouse cock by pkt December 17, 2004

Cock Mouse 

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short
Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Cock Mouse by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis
An animal that has a cock for a nose
Cock Nose mouse by Bobby May 13, 2005

Cock like a mouse's ear 

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!
Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

suck a big dead moose cock 

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
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murderhobo 

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