Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 22, 2009

Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"

by Mimmidae May 15, 2019