Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

Mountain Men by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020

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The Itchy Mountain Men

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.

Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

The Itchy Mountain Men by satanta March 31, 2008

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mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

mountainman position by brazyon June 28, 2009

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Mountainman

An individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment. Some have been known to mistake the most interesting man in the world with the mountainman. If he punches you in the face you will have to fight off the strong urge to thank the mountainman and then move on with your day. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. if you get the rare chance to meet him i suggest you thank him for everything he has done he is the mountainman.

Girl - Are you jesus?

Mountainman - No sweetie i am the mountainman

Mountainman by I am the mountainman September 24, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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