moukam

Moukam is a last name for somebody’s dad to make counterfeit cash they also live in Africa in big mansions but also have a house in England that’s not as big for not being noticed they often wear expensive clothes such as Gucci Louis Vuitton and more they have morse code to speak to each other and often use money signs when texting

Nobody:
Moukam’s: I got racks on racks on racks on racks£££

by Ur mums traNs 69 420 911 October 30, 2019

Mukamel syndrome

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.

Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.

by edipus March 27, 2011

Mukamel

(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.

(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.

by nicky benz March 11, 2011

mouhamed

nice,strong, beautiful, very lazy but he can be a lazy guy , smart and finally impatiant

girl1: is mouhamed already tooken
girl2 : ya that hot chik took him
girl1 i wish my boyfriend was like him

by momomo521 January 11, 2012

Mookamedian

A stupid word created by Camilo, a small little peruvian midget. He thinks he's cool and made this word up after "mook". No one actually uses this word as he's mook himself.

Yo LosPollosTV you such a mookamedian!

by 88NASH May 2, 2021

mousami

Once in a lifetime kind of woman who loves her friends and is an amazing human. If you've met a mousami in your life, you've achieved everything.

She's so lucky she has a mousami

by 05P July 13, 2018

Mukami

This is everyone's yellow. She is the perfect girlfriend and will always support you in whatever you do. She always sees the good in everyone. If you manage to gain a Mukami in your life, there are a few things you need to do.

1: Always protect them. They are delicate and need love and appreciation to thrive. They are usually facing hardship in private, and might not openly show it. Love them with everything you have.

2: Never hurt them. This seems similar to the 1st, but it's not. Breaking their trust will hurt so bad you will want to kill yourself. Never do it.

3. Take things slowly. She is open to things and new experiences, she just needs to feel comfortable first. Show her your delicate side first and everything will come after. (And I mean...everything! They tend to be very freaky)

4. Know her boundaries and respect them!

Person 1: "Yeah I have a new wife. She's everything I've dreamed of in a girl"

Person 2: "Sounds like you bagged yourself a Mukami"

by sssunray December 21, 2020