motsi 

She likes sheep. She likes art kids. She likes sheep looking art kids. She likes art and french. She somehow likes a frog hedgehog looking art kids. And she looks like a model.

-"Motsi, did u do art?"
-"GIRL, WHY DID U REMIND ME?"

motsi by Goodluckguessing September 28, 2022

Motsi Mabuse 

The X factor judge.
She’s an african woman with black hair

Motsi Mabuse wants to have a singing career and her debut single would be a collab with Shabnam!

Motsi Mabuse by thecharacterwannie September 17, 2022

mosin-nagant 

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.

Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!

mosin-nagant by Realmendrinkbeer94 June 20, 2011

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

Moosin' 

Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.

"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."

Moosin' by Harry P. March 12, 2007

monsieur béton 

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

monsieur béton by RobMichels December 7, 2018

just mossin 

Chillin with your mates.. relaxing having fun

What are you up to son? Not much ma. Just mossin with the boys.

just mossin by joshsmuh March 31, 2019