A noun used to describe any person who is currently looking after their mother. Often used in specific reference to the act of tucking a mother into bed.
When your a bit of a Paul and have to be tucked into bed by your wife early doors due to old age or you need to tuck into more sausage as you just love a good gobble on someone's meaty length.
Paul you mothertucker why you in bed at 6pm again you clown
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.