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Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick
Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

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The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it
Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f

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Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now

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A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

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a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u

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A game that makes anyone under the age of 17 rage and makes people copy it poorly
Bitch you play Minecraft
via giphy

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When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends
Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

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