(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
by G-Union October 30, 2003
The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
by maninboulder April 25, 2023