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Mother Ass F 

It's like saying, "Fuck Me", but usually referring to a fucked up situation and not yourself, even if you screwed up.
Trying to open a jar of peppers. You banged the lid with the back of a knife, ran it under hot water and yet nothing gets it open. Out of anger and wanting to throw the jar across the room, one exclaims, "Mother Ass F, this is one fucking hard jar to open!"
Mother Ass F by Oahn August 13, 2010

Mother Ass Fuck 

When your mother has enough and puts on a strap-on

shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass 

A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.
Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

sorry ass mother fucker 

John doe, will not get a job and he bums stuff all the time,he is a sorry ass mother fucker.

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker