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moss man 

Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.

Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."
You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?

I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.
moss man by dusty ocean December 30, 2004
Words you can keep

Mr. Moldy Moss Man

A nickname for someone who is really cool. Though it may seem like an insult to others who are unaware, you can use it to show your appreciation for someone. And no, this has nothing to do with "Moss Man". Despite the MR at the start of it, this term is gender neutral.
Person A: hey do you want to go to the beach tomorrow
Person B: yeah that sounds great, as long as I can invite 'Mr. Moldy Moss Man'
Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.
Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

James Mossman 

Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.
I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight
James Mossman by Dick Mundee January 26, 2010
Mossman’s are the type of niggas to tear the whole scene up, and you will know if a mossman entered the building
Oh shit a mossman just walked in the club
mossman by Lmoss97 May 13, 2018
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