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morosexual
A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )
( opposite of sapiosexual )
morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016
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Morosexual
Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."
Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"
Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"
Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"
Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"
Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."
Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020
Morosexual
A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )
Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.
Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019
Morse farting
Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
dillian morse
dillian morse by Thiccboi3 October 29, 2018
Morse Rudder
When one or more parties engage in phone sex or another electronic method (SMS) with the intent of sexual gratification. A variation of Dutch Rudder in that one party stimulates the other sexually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. Derived from Samuel Morse (Morse code) and Dutch Rudder, circa 2008.
Morse Rudder by FZelnod August 9, 2009
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