Definitions by misstara007

Music Paleontologist 

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.

Music Paleontologist by misstara007 December 1, 2023

Trigger fake 

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.

Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.

(Doesn't ever happen)

Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.

Trigger fake by misstara007 June 10, 2022

Cry me a river 

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.

He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.

Cry me a river by misstara007 January 4, 2022

Hella mad

Not really mad but pretty mad. Wack ass bullshit but you're like whatever. Bc it was one of your friends that done fx'd up.

Josh thought he was cool. He wasn't. Tried to make a joke but it failed, epically. I get it Josh, you tried but you got me hella mad with your dumb ass shit.

Hella mad by misstara007 October 21, 2021

Mundane Monotony 

The 9 to 5 drag. The somebody else's business that you can't control. Robot like. Repetitiveness. Basic bitch. 401k shit. Not a creative stitch in you is what they prefer.

I will try to make a change in my schedule to make my job more enjoyable by avoiding the mundane monotony.

Mundane Monotony by misstara007 October 12, 2021

You can't teach class 

When one has been blessed by certain individuals to grace them with HOW YOU SHOULD BE.

I'm sorry, you can bring a goat to water but you can't teach class.

You can't teach class by misstara007 September 18, 2021

Daisy dukes bikinis on top 

To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.

Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.

Daisy dukes bikinis on top by misstara007 August 27, 2021