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A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.
Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.
moroney by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017
Probably the most beautiful girl that anyone will have ever met in this world. She's sexy, cute, funny and absolutely amazing.
Guy 1: Moronke is so cool dude.
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: She once gave me a blowjob. I mean who does this? Who blows their friends nose for them?
Moronke by Draconemenz January 21, 2011
A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
moonkey by anonomous August 28, 2003

mofonkey 

A portmanteau (c.f., An Annoted Alice) word combining motherfucker and honkey, i.e., "motherfucking honkey".
"Swallow my black dick, mofonkey beeyatch."
mofonkey by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

Inspector Moroney 

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.
"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."
Inspector Moroney by busyhands March 12, 2010
A more superior definition of the term sex. Can be used as a cover up term for it. The term you would want to use rather then saying sex. The term sex is so 2019.
Sentence:

Friends: Hey rob would you moonkey Marino after a long trip home.

Rob: only after a couple of drinks so I won’t remember
Moonkey by AR62 September 24, 2020