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all people with the name renee are moronkeys
moronkey by nephyr February 20, 2026
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A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.
Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.
moroney by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017
Probably the most beautiful girl that anyone will have ever met in this world. She's sexy, cute, funny and absolutely amazing.
Guy 1: Moronke is so cool dude.
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: She once gave me a blowjob. I mean who does this? Who blows their friends nose for them?
Moronke by Draconemenz January 21, 2011
A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
moonkey by anonomous August 28, 2003

mofonkey 

A portmanteau (c.f., An Annoted Alice) word combining motherfucker and honkey, i.e., "motherfucking honkey".
"Swallow my black dick, mofonkey beeyatch."
mofonkey by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

Inspector Moroney 

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.
"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."
Inspector Moroney by busyhands March 12, 2010
A more superior definition of the term sex. Can be used as a cover up term for it. The term you would want to use rather then saying sex. The term sex is so 2019.
Sentence:

Friends: Hey rob would you moonkey Marino after a long trip home.

Rob: only after a couple of drinks so I won’t remember
Moonkey by AR62 September 24, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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