morninization

The series of things one does in the morning to wake up.

1. "I would have not gotten out of bed today if it weren't for my morninization process ..." 2. "My morninization consists of choking my chicken, then drinking some water before I brush my teeth."

morninization by ImAwsim February 3, 2010

Martinization 

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.

"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."

Martinization by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010

Mormonization 

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

Mormonization by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 19, 2011

morninsation 

Also spelled “morningsation”.
An uplifting conversation about nothing important a couple has upon awakening when there’s still time left before either one has to get up for work, or do a scheduled task.

Friend: “Did you guys have morning sex?”
You: Not today, but we did have an awesome morninsation!

morninsation by SoloDima March 25, 2019

mornification 

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

mornification by duhboss June 18, 2009

Morganization 

The business model approach that is based on the Money Trust strategies and Monopolisation principles of John Pierpont Morgan which he established and leveraged to stabilise the U.S and globally economies after the financial panics of 1893 and 1907 respectively.

The morganization of several failing and bankrupt steel mills resulted in the formation of an incredibly successful monopoly- U.S. Steel.

Morganization by Percy Z. Silamba Sr July 13, 2024