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Martinization 

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
Martinization by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010
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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

Maronization 

Maronization comes from a broad Czech word, Maronizace. Its definitions are oblique, but are most often found correlating to "Maron Pero" as a means of equiping, using or distributing "Maron" or "Pero".
Its origins are dating circa late 1920s, when someone from Bearv Engineering Group jokingly named their product Maron Pero using the means of maronization. This leaves tracks to modern day with some products still being created under maronization or even called Maron or Pero.
Our group has called for server-wide maronization.
The company policy strictly prohibits maronizating their products by Maronees.
Maronization by Elusive Roxx Alt November 16, 2020

morninization

The series of things one does in the morning to wake up.
1. "I would have not gotten out of bed today if it weren't for my morninization process ..." 2. "My morninization consists of choking my chicken, then drinking some water before I brush my teeth."
morninization by ImAwsim February 3, 2010

Martinenization

When your personality change in to sadboi or sadtanga is called martinenization
Bro what’s with that martinenization personality men
Martinenization by Yapikay March 19, 2021

Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4
He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.
Martination by safetygooner July 20, 2022

matrixization 

matrixization means society inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism, which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
the matrixization of society is well and truly underway.
matrixization by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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