morm

Noun. A slang for a Mormon.

Verb. An act that reflects the person is a mormon.

John: Hey Jack do you wanna go see Saw 2?
Jack: Nah its rated R, I'll just wait till it comes out on clean flicks
John: You morm

by Kaleb Sands November 1, 2005

morm

An extremely hairy person that is jacked and has very stretchy nipples

morm lived on elm street for his entire life

by mormaholic August 25, 2006

Morm Masterclass

1. A resulting act from Connor McCormick that sabotages another driver in f1 2020
2. A unreal race where Connor McCormick wins in unreal fashion

3. Connor McCormick crashes intentionally to cause a safety car to ruin Sam McMullen’s race

Ohhhhhhh for fucks sake, another morm masterclass has happened fellas

by JulesDangleyaballs May 17, 2021

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011