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moristoes 

IDK BUT UR ONE OF MY MOOTS AND I SAW UR VIDEO BUT LIKE I HAVE A TOE FETISH 🤤 SO WSAPP LY UHM YEA ENJOY LOLOL
moristoes was crunchy like old ketchup
moristoes by ash.eats.toes July 7, 2021
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moristoes 

IDK U BUT LIKE UR ONE OF MY MOOTS AND WE BOTH GOT SMTH TO DO WITH TOES 🤤 LY THO UR COOL FOR THE 4 SECONDS WE TALKED IN UR COMMENT SECTION
moristoes is crunchy like old man toes
moristoes by ash.eats.toes July 7, 2021
Moistoe, a very hot, funny, inspirational tiktoker who makes the best content.
“ Moistoe is my favorite mutual! “
moistoe by wipuo June 25, 2021
you are the best mutual ever ilysm p
‘moistoe is so cool, have you heard of them?’
‘yeah, moistoe is amazing!’
moistoe by ppweepee October 19, 2021

moistress 

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.
moistress by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.
This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?
Moisties by scottfilly November 30, 2009

morestostest 

more powerful than the words more, most, additional, further, morest, extra, mostest, added, and so on and so forth.
"i love you!"
"i love you more!"
" i love you morestostest!"
"okay, you win!"
*smooch*
morestostest by Ruth Ann February 25, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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