morion

The area of where the intestines merge with the sphincter and/or anus. It aids in the control of your bowel movements

My ass keeps leaking and I can't stop. I my morion must not be working again

by BowDownBitch May 7, 2017

Morion

Coolest master gardener known to humankind- badass drummer, arugula smiter, etc. Known to be uber sharky at cards. It has been foretold that one day he will be a Peacetown dude. He will also become a ridiculously famous author and dedicate his magnum opus to Louis (jk.) For now though he whiles away his time baking and observing the world with especially acute vision, both literally and metaphorically. Generally admirable.

Guy 1: Who’s that fedora’d menace over at the card table? He just cleaned me out, I’m never betting again

Guy 2: Gotta be Morion.

by TacocatNo.1 July 18, 2021

Ta’morion

Ta’morion is a sensible human being who has common sense in certain situations, he’s not the smartest individual but nonetheless a great guy! you’d find yourself going to a Ta‘morion in search of advice..his lack of pity allows him to be truthful and honest. his love for animals is larger than most and his knowledge continues to expand!! while he is driven to insanity quite often his head is on straight..ish 🎶

“wow Ta’morion just gave me the best advice”

“ah Ta’morion is that black guy over there right??”

by hearts444her July 17, 2022

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

Mariona

Mariona is a really nice person, she is kind, loving, and very affectionate to other people. She is very easy to become friends with and become close with her. She is easy to get attached to and hard to let go of but when she is gone you will miss her.

Mariona is a great person.

by XxballerboyxX October 21, 2019

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

Microsoft Team Moron

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".

willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.

by Stan West April 21, 2005