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Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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This word means awesome,cool,nice,great personality,beast, pretty,cute
Cooler then anyone and the beaster then aamna's
She has such a great Mobeena!
Mobeena by BillyBob11111111111 February 22, 2011
This word is used repeatedly by people, but has no actual meaning. Its purpose: to annoy beet-lickers.
me: MOPENGA!!!

beet-licker: what's that mean? why does everyone keep saying that?

me: MOPENGA!!! *laughs evilly*
Mopenga by brownie52 March 25, 2010
An awesome person who never gives up and always succeeds. Has the power and knowledge of 1000 men and can easily lift mountains.
He is close to being a Mobeen. ya right!!!!!!!
Mobeen by realtroll January 2, 2010
(N.) People compelled to look through your hotel window when they walk by.
"Hey Marie, all these mopeeps are checking out the room."
Mopeeps by Dylan Shiggity Baq August 24, 2006
this particular breed of male is extremely rare. these males are of the elite class of all males. these males are very intelligent, not to mention extremely hott. they are always there for us girls and they have wonderful personalities and tend to be very sexual. they know how to dress and make women weak in the knees.
Every girl should have a Mobeen in her life.
Mobeen by seXyblondieLAXGRL April 12, 2005