Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
this particular breed of male is extremely rare. these males are of the elite class of all males. these males are very intelligent, not to mention extremely hott. they are always there for us girls and they have wonderful personalities and tend to be very sexual. they know how to dress and make women weak in the knees.