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beaster

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay
hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster
by wes March 8, 2005
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The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.
1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.
by darkmeat April 17, 2005
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To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.
Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.
by Floydtibbs April 5, 2009
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This What They Call 100 dollars in South Florida
Aye The price my come up to like two beasters
by Xxisellout August 24, 2020
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An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.
Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.
by Walter S. March 4, 2008
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A party held on the Saturday before Easter. Usually involves drinking Beast (Milwaukee's Best) and a Beaster Egg hunt:

Hidden cans of beer that you must finish before moving on to the next, or bottles filled with mystery beers and shots that are numbered, so at the end you can find out what you drank.

This tradition originated in Berks County, Pa in 2003.
Happy Beaster" or "Did you hear she got knocked up at Beaster last month?
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An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"
Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!
by beasterbunny February 11, 2010
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