beaster 

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay

hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster

beaster by wes March 8, 2005

beaster 

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.

1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.

beaster by darkmeat April 17, 2005

Beaster 

To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.

Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.

Beaster by Floydtibbs April 5, 2009

Beaster 

This What They Call 100 dollars in South Florida

Aye The price my come up to like two beasters

Beaster by Xxisellout August 24, 2020

beaster 

An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.

Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.

beaster by Walter S. March 4, 2008

Beaster 

A party held on the Saturday before Easter. Usually involves drinking Beast (Milwaukee's Best) and a Beaster Egg hunt:

Hidden cans of beer that you must finish before moving on to the next, or bottles filled with mystery beers and shots that are numbered, so at the end you can find out what you drank.

This tradition originated in Berks County, Pa in 2003.

Happy Beaster" or "Did you hear she got knocked up at Beaster last month?

Beaster by The Originator of Beaster May 10, 2011

Beaster 

An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"

Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!

Beaster by beasterbunny February 11, 2010