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moose stuff 

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Extremely kinky sexual fetish involving moose, argyle sweaters, and lots of honey.
"Yo momma ain't no better than a 2 dollar crack whore doing moose stuff for free!"
moose stuff by Moose Stuffer January 10, 2013
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Moose Stuff • moose knuckle shuffle • Shuffle Moose • dinty moore shuffle • moose • moose-knuckle • moose head • moose fucker • moose jaw • moose juice

moose knuckle shuffle 

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The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
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Shuffle Moose 

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A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.
Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF
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dinty moore shuffle

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This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
dinty moore shuffle by jimmybomm July 17, 2022
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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