moose monkey
A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.
moose monkey by Landric April 3, 2003
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Mouse Monkey
Mouse Monkey by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009
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morse monkey
morse monkey by candle12 February 2, 2016
Monkey Moore
A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
Monkey Moore by Moore Fun July 22, 2011
monkey mouse
Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.
monkey mouse by xyz April 19, 2005
mockey moose
mockey moose by BlitzRain December 21, 2021
mickey mouse money
Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth
mickey mouse money by Mister Fresh November 7, 2008
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