moose monkey

A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.

Yo, the cops put the moose monkey on Jawan until he done got kilt and shit

by Landric April 3, 2003

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

morse monkey

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code

I used to be a morse monkey.

by candle12 February 2, 2016

Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

My god he just Monkey Moored her

by Moore Fun July 22, 2011

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

mickey mouse money

Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth

"I've been making mickey mouse money ever since I got fired."

by Mister Fresh November 7, 2008