moose burger 

a womans vagina, originating from alaska. Preferably a woman who hasnt shaved down there in 10 years

1)having lived in the frigid alaskan climates, Sarah Palin has a enormous moose burger
2) Cindy McCain ate Sarah Palin's moose buger.

moose burger by R 2 DO ME December 31, 2008

Moose Burger 

This is a sex position for a menage a trois. You need two fatties and a one thin person. The thin person leaps between the two fatties having 69 and get sandwiched causing shortness of breath.

We sure moose burgered the shit out of that little fucker Jonny. Jonny learned his lesson after entering his parents bedroom after his bed time.

Man found dead after getting caught up in a moose burger with Queen Latifah and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Moose Burger by Surviver March 11, 2010

mouseburger 

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

mouseburger by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

Mooseburger 

Slang for cunnilingus.

I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger.

Mooseburger by badDiplomat October 25, 2008