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Moose Ass 

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right
Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass
Moose Ass by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010
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moose ass 

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag
moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise
moose ass by lil gergs February 12, 2024

Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy
Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog
Moose's Ass by E.S.W. December 13, 2006

mickey mouse dat ass 

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass
VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.
I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.
ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009
A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.
"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"
ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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